prostitute

Someone,(Yes, boy or girl) that sells dick munches and such.

~South Park~
{Cartman get knocked out (I think) and then wakes up and thinks he a prostitute..)

Cartman- Harro!! Sucky-Sucky one Darra!

by WUUT March 22, 2008

Prostitute

The best bang for you buck. No fuss, no muss. Your girlfriend doesn't want to give you oral sex? Or, god forbid, doesn't swallow? You are married for 10 years, and your sex life took a plunge after 6 months? Doing it in the poop hole seems like a distant memory or something from urban legends? When you finally recieve your monthly sex you think that even your hand and a bag of nails would be a better experience? Than despare no more! All it takes is some money and you're set to cumm!

Husband: What?? No sex for a week?! Just because I said your sister is sexy? That's what you think...
Half an hour later: Yes, hello, I'd like to order a large prostitute with everything on it...Yes yes, leather included...

by angrymind March 29, 2009

Salty Nemesis and The Prostitutes

A band consisting of Salty Nemesis and well, the prostitutes. They play a guitar, bang on a guitar, and a remote control comb thing. A song by them is Lead Me to the Hotel. They're not that great...

Person 1: WOAH! Have you been listening to Salty Nemesis and the Prostitutes lately!?
Person 2: No, they suck. They'd be so much better if the prostitutes were shirtless and whoring on the streets.
Person 1: ...

by FourKicks July 24, 2011

prostitute

a girl of sluttish activities

You see that prostitute, Maggie, standing on the corner?

by Fingerpuppet September 14, 2006

Intellectual Prostitute

Attractive but stupid and morally bankrupt women like Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, and Anne Coulter, who work for the Republican and Tea Parties making unjustice sound just.

You could call Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh "intellectual prostitutes" but that would demean decent, hard working gigolos and male hookers.

by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

scarecrow prostitute

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009

prostitute

An ugly bitch who stands on the corner so she can get money by fucking someone.

Yo mom :P

by Jasmine July 11, 2003