Proceleme

A man with a 20 metre penis, the ruler of the Brno underworld and the owner of 2 baguette vending machines in the centre of Prague. His last name is the swag he's made 24% of.

If it's white than it's alright. If it's Brown you are drown in diarrhea. Proceleme 2016.

6.8

by Proceleme fan March 27, 2022

deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

by knasty2 February 3, 2010

Bro-Probe

Bro-Probe simply means male anal sex.
Bro meaning male.
Probe meaning "probe."

Sam: Dude, you look at him like you want to bro-probe him or something..

Dean: Maybe I want too..

by Philosophical Demise September 28, 2011

vaginal probe

Somthing u need in your life

John: have u got your vaginal probe in yet

Betty: what the fuck are u on about

John: I need a clone of u pussy when I'm lonely u know

by Drugs are good January 22, 2018

Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying

Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily

by vbzy20 November 17, 2018

penis probe

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019