Hoes promise

a way of swearing or promising that you are telling the truth

karsyn hoes promise that she didnt put anything in jackies food

by doorant girl June 30, 2008

bagel promise

To make a commitment to another person knowing that you will not keep it.

A person that pledges to provide a reward for outstanding performance, but never delivers the reward.

That dude Blankenship is such a bagel promiser!

I just bagel promised that I would buy lunch for the team so they would work late.

See also - bageled and Great Canadian Promise

by disappointed_developer October 8, 2010

promiscusive

Having large amounts of "random" sex with the same person (combining "promiscuous" and "exclusive").

We broke up, but since we're hooked on the sex, we decided to be promiscusive.

by Janetta November 12, 2009

Promise

The only true bad bitch out here

My name is Promise .

by Probably Promise March 27, 2017

The Profit

Relating to God itself, or a Master of Rap.

1: Do you know who The Profit is?
2: Yeah Man! Its Anthony Sinigail thats who!
1: Oh I gotcha now.

by Rip shirts like hulk hogan. August 5, 2008

promise

a promise is something you'd use to see if you can trust a person, ppl who say things like promises are meant to be broken are ppl who have never met somewun that they actually trust.

i promise that i won't tell her

by supergrl August 18, 2005

Promination

A purple abominal "smoke"man that is a stripper and eats prom queens.

That promination is fucking crazy!

by magseee January 7, 2011