bathroom profiling

when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it

A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.

by Carlxyz August 9, 2012

Profilism

An affliction or disorder of the outline or contour of the human face, especially when viewed from the side, that impairs another's judgement of the afflicted's relative attractiveness. Those who suffer from profilism are often attractive when viewed from the front.

(sample dialogue)

Man 1: Did you see that new girl in the office next door?

Man 2: Yeah, she is NOT attractive.

Man 1: No check her our from the front, I'm telling ya - she just suffers from profilism.

by Tom Beline April 25, 2008

Cleveland Profiterole

Anal sex that ends up with a deep, deep injecton of creampie.

I gave your mom a huge Cleveland Profiterole last night and made her walk home. She said she could feel splooge sliding into her undies with every step.

by Bunstuffer2k May 13, 2009

profilamous

to be famous in someones profile

yay! im profilamous

by blahbob January 8, 2004

Profiling

Weaving back and forth across all lanes of the road, often when taking part in a sideshow.

When I'm profiling, y'all bes' get out the way cuz I own the lanes, I own this street.

by Scram May 3, 2008

Profilie

When a person puts up a Face Book profile picture that is WAY out of date. Thus hiding the actual true picture of what they really look like.

Hey did you see Kristy's FB profile picture, it must be 20 years old.

Yeah, she has gotten really fat and doesn't want anyone to know. She needs to face the truth and end this profilie.

by Lalamama September 3, 2009

Facial Profiling

Assuming another's race or nationality based on their facial hair alone.

Please Jenny, just because he's got a Fu Manchu doesn't mean he's Chinese! You're totally facial profiling.

by jockomahoney September 1, 2012