cartilage piercing

she’s probably hot

damn hannah’s got a cartilage piercing? she’s so hot!

by poopy_1 May 28, 2023

triangle piercing

A triangle piercing is one of several forms of genital piercing applied to the vulva. It is a horizontal piercing that passes from side to side, beneath the base of the clitoral hood tissue where it meets the inner labia and under the clitoris. the triangle piercing have the capacity to increase sensation, pleasure, and orgasmic response. These piercings are highly anatomically dependent, and not all vulvas are configured to accommodate them

I’m thinking of getting the triangle piercing!

by The Greasy Stranger May 14, 2024

Septum piercing

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'

guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

Dynamic pricing

When products don’t have a set or consistent price and seemingly change by the second. The strategy is prevalent in the airline industry leading to wildly different prices for the same level of service and accommodations, or more often a lack there of.

Corporations openly price gouge their customers by labeling the practice “dynamic pricing” which means anytime someone wants or needs their product or service the price goes up. The advertised price is never the price paid, because fuck you, that’s why.

by Robert Flyinbobber Longcaster April 4, 2024

Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.

“You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”

by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025

Septum Piercing

Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck

Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat

Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy

by Fucking_off May 16, 2025

Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.

Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.

by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025