chasing the penguin

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.

"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"

by Goathead February 12, 2007

club penguin baby

Mwa Mwa Penguins(or club penguin bay bees) is a group of adult penguins who like to think they are babies who cry so much because they were spoilt as children and never grew up, every now and then some penguin comes and shakes some sense into them by shouting at and attacking them, the mwa mwa penguins then proceed to call the attacker a "meanie" then the pet shop owner comes and kicks them out of the pet shop for scaring away customers, then Everyone could actualy buy a puffle instead of bieng harrased by these gits, the only thing there good at is bieng stupid and bieng SO BLOOMING ANNOYING They were created by A youtuber named SpCpGirl51960.

club penguin baby:goo goo goo goo goo! penguin:SHUT UP *cocks gun* club penguin baby:goo-*gunshot*

by Link972 December 9, 2009

Penguin

The most powerfull and potent creature on the face of the Earth. Bent on controlling the worlds major vacum factories....... they want the world too... And the cheese-flavoured fish.

seal: that penguin just schooled me!
or
how many penguins does it take to destroy all humans? One, cuz they can rock anyone's socks.

by Theonewhowarshipsthealmightypenguin October 23, 2004

Club Penguin

A dank-ass game only for MLG noscopers and memers and illuminati confirm

1v1 me in Club Penguin cheeky cunt

by Return To Sender (Haskell) September 22, 2015

Flying Penguin

When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.

Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.

by Sillyninja August 21, 2008

Penguinish

Looking like a penguin, but is not a penguin.

A name of someones personal web-blog site www.penguinish.com

I'm Penguinish because im black, fat ,and short.

by Penguinish July 17, 2007

Penguin Tank

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo

"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."

by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010