Potate 

verb
: to assume the role of a potato

I'm too tired to do anything, I think I will just potate today.

Potate by fubble bubble the magnificent November 12, 2017

Potato Puppet 

An eleventeen in a half foot tall hallowed out potato so it can be a puppet.
Usually wear masks.
Very Dangerous.
Stay Back.
(will take over the world with Siri and the amazon Alexa.)

Hey look a potato puppet we should probally stay away it could attack us.

Potato Puppet by ExplosivePotatoCarrots December 28, 2017

potatoland 

A Just Dance Stan

potatoland is one of my favorite jd YouTubers even tho their videos kinda suck.

potatoland by definitely not potatoland April 17, 2021

PoTaTo-C 

"put time on the calendar"

1. a polite way to request that someone else creates a calendar invite so you don't have to
2. a way to tell someone you will create an invite on your Google Calendar

1. "Please potato-c for that meeting."
2. "I will potato-c you."

PoTaTo-C by makeitathing August 25, 2021

PotatoKai 

The Sex Icon of Rust

Potatokai gets me wet.

PotatoKai by DirtyPickles_ November 24, 2021

potato mario 

Potato mario is a fictional character that is rumoured to assist in genocides during the Yugoslav wars. Potato marios estimated kill count ranges from 3 to 280 thousand kills, participating in around 14 genocides, also assisting in terrorist attacks such as 9/11. Potato mario is mentioned in the most random times.

"Help! Someone broke into my house!"
"potato mario"

potato mario by ZZafir February 15, 2023

taint potato

The main cash crop of the infamous taint farmer.

Come on Cletus it's time to harvest the taint potatoes!

taint potato by stankhouse April 3, 2011