pooter plugger

anal sex with a man.

did you hear what richard did with those two guys? yea, what a pooter plugger

by tennessee digger April 21, 2010

Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.

Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues

by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011

Pootea

Tea consumed before eating to assist with weight loss.

Samantha left an anaconda in the toilet after drinking a fresh batch of pootea.

by The 1r1sh January 30, 2014

poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015

pooter rooter

The act of sticking a man's genitalia in a woman or another mans rectum.

I am such a pooter rooter that I stuck it in Alice's ass without even asking.

by sniplod April 11, 2015

Pootang Pounder

A person that gets alot of puss wherever they go

Bro you are sure one big Pootang Pounder

by pootangpounder October 26, 2017

Poostick

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"

by Men cat man May 30, 2019