Poptard

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018

Postal 3 is better than Postal 4

"Postal 3 is better than Postal 4" is a phrase said by certain Postal fans who prefer a game that will never be fixed is better than a game that is getting more updates that add content and fixes. Postal 3 has been modded by fans but the base game remains the same.

Nerd: Postal 3 is better than Postal 4. Postal 4 sucks ass from a straw. Oh my god, what were they thinking? Running with Scissors is finally among the game developer studios I'm no more looking up to. No regrets my ass.
Chad: Calm down, they will hopefully fix it. You are a Postal 3 fanboy.

by CringyRWSFanboy2003 December 24, 2022

Fungal Postage

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

by Nicholas Breedlove April 19, 2008

Go postal

To go apeshit with pure hatred and blind anger, termed after workplace shootings perputrated by postal service / mail service employees. Going postal involves taking a firearm to place of work or anywhere and just unloading into everything in sight.

*gunfire in workplace*
*secetary bolts through office door*
Secretary : "TERRY'S FINALLY DONE IT, HE'S DECIDED TO Go Postal!"
*screams in hall outside door as boots stomp down hall*
Boss : "shit lol"

by grandest of autismo April 22, 2021

Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012

Fucked up like a bologny poptart

It's pretty fucked up.

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

postal

The best violent game ever created (by RWS). Banned in 13 countries for alleged cruelty, when it is really just awesome dark humor accompanied by action. Name derived from expression "to go Postal" which means to go crazy/ shoot people up.

"Man, I just played Postal the other night... no, NOT on my PC, that's why I am in jail, you retard!"

by Very Evil Person January 11, 2009