Ping-Pong Poking

Another name for a poke war (on Facebook).
When you poke your friend and she pokes you back. Then you poke her again, and she pokes back, and so on, until maybe one of you dies.

Could also apply in real life or elsewhere online; continuous poking.

Kara and Lainie have been ping-pong poking for years.

Today, Emery and I ping-pong poked for over an hour.

by Pyro_k May 27, 2010

Drive-by Pooping

The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.

Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!

by pooonyu21 May 30, 2011

Whinnie The Poohing

This is when you’re having sex with someone and they leave their shirt on, hence looking like whinnie the pooh.

“Omg you guys, I had to end it, he wouldn’t stop whinnie the poohing every time”

by notwhinniethepooh January 26, 2020

porking lot

A parking lot that is commonly known for having car sex.

Johnny took Jane out on a date to the porking lot last night.

by SomeChickInCali December 28, 2010

Ploking

The act of puncturing a hole in a condom before intercourse.

After Sue left Brandon, he had to resort to ploking to get her to stay.
Betty? She's crazy man. Jeff said she's a ploker.

by Malignantmop December 6, 2012

poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.

"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"

by Gravydavy March 21, 2016

Poofing

Saying something dirty abt men

He was poofing that guy yesterday

by Brainfull guy November 16, 2021