poling

To have sex in a tent

Dave and Annelise kept me up all night with their poling! Don't they realize you can hear right through those things?

by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009

pwning

pwning=owning. just replace the o with a p. its that simple.

i SO pwned you in Halo 2 last night.

by melissa k. July 11, 2005

phoning

boning on the phone

Hey baby hey, you cool with phoning later? If not I'll prob just call your friend Becky.

by Detective Kernel August 20, 2011

ponying

One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.

The rest is self expanatory.

Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.

Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?

Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!

Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!

A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?

by Kyle Elmer February 17, 2008

pig-pening

(verb). to hook up with or bang an ugly person

He is the reigning champ at pig-pening, no doubt.

by Rolls December 12, 2004

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

by lookarobot April 18, 2010

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013