Pokémong

A Pokémon Go player who unsuspectingly walks into street furniture whilst trying to catch a Pokémon.

Haha that Pokémong just walked into a lamp post!

by Parkinafaso July 12, 2016

Pokemon Battle

The art of walking into your bedroom with your partner is naked while you are wearing a trainer hat like Ash Ketchum. You ejaculated on her face and say thay you gave her a Hydro Pump

I challenged Misty to a Pokemon Battle, my Blastoise beat her Bulbasaur using Hydro Pump

by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016

playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females

i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017

pokemonistic

Adjective,

Saying one's own name as the sole form of speech.
This is a reference to the kid's show, Pokemon, where the characters' oration consists of only their names.

The toddler's chatter was quite pokemonistic, as his name was the only word he knew.

by Chomoe January 1, 2008

ghetto pokemon

People who can be heard outside one's window on a city morning, repeating the same words over and over again; "N---...N___", "Yo, yo, yo", "Sup, Sup, Suuup!", etc.

"An alarm clock? Don't need one. Ghetto Pokemon wake me up at 4AM on a Sunday."

or

"Damn Ghetto Pokemon! I'm trying to sleep".

by Cionadh March 26, 2011

pokemorph

A character that is an anthropomorphicpokemon.

Pokemorphs make up a small percentage of furries.

by Feathered Ratboy August 30, 2005

Pokemon polyamory

A particularly prevalent form of polyamory wherein polyamorous people will engage in sexual dalliances with many people who are not their primary partners for no reason aside from because they can. Due to the absence of any standards in their pursuit of sexual partners, their actions make them resemble a Pokemon trainer. Gotta catch 'em all!

An example of a conversation addressing someone engaging in Pokemon polyamory:

Guy 1: Dude, you're dating like fifteen girls, eight of which are ugly, three of which are married and one of which only has one leg. What the hell?

Guy 2: Love is not a finite resource! Shut up!

Guy 1: Love is also not a game of Pokemon and you do not have to catch 'em all! Damn!

Guy 2: You are SO paleocultural.

Guy 1: I hate you.

by mr. pathogen July 1, 2008