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Puffer

A fat chick that is a little more than chunky. She's fluffy and squshy like bread dough. This condition is usually caused by too many hostess cakes and sitting on her ass waiting for prince charming.
Girl 1- so do you think I can afford to get any of the guys here drunk enough to take home a puffer like me?
Girl 2- if you're just looking to suck dick I'm sure there's a few that would be willing.
by Dark-kitty May 1, 2010
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Puffer

Yo, that puffer is puffin!
by Ondoyt February 3, 2010
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shiny puffery

the shiny puffy jackets becoming the top fashion trend in cold areas, very similar to a shrunken half bodied Michelin man.
The invasion of the shiny puffery has begun. Everyone wears these crazy jackets at least they are warm.
by enemybear November 22, 2011
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puffer fish

A males unshaved genital area. The male has not shaved for quite some time now and his pubic hair is long and puffy.
Samantha: Did you go down on Kyle ?
Nicole: he wanted me to, and i was down. However when i pulled down his pants i saw a puffer fish and totally freaked!
by Dj AF May 25, 2010
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pooferty

Bad smell. Rotten eggs, feces, fishy, peanut butter crabs.
Man her down stairs smells a little pooferty.
by bandagebudds September 10, 2011
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Julia Poffenberger

Julia Poffenberger is a very unique person. She can have many annoying moments, but overall she loves anyone she trusts. It may take a little while to get her to trust you, but once she does she will let her true self show and become crazy. She can have stupid moments a lot, and tends to laugh way too much. She trusts her best friends more than anyone and anything. She has brown hair, and loves to sleep and eat. She also loves to read and just talk to her friends and family. She can also be a wet noodle at times. She had way too many celebrity crushes, though her first was Simba. She loves donuts and baking and taking polaroids to hang on her wall. She is almost always honest, and tries to be as nice as possible. OmG iTs PeRcY jAcKsOn she loves fantasy books and could hang out in a bookstore forever. She can have sensitive moments and be dumb enough to not take something as a joke, which can be a problem at times. She’s overall slightly (very) annoying, unique, weird, and she loves those she trusts and who respects her.
omg Julia Poffenberger is such a wet noodle
by Julia Poffenberger November 25, 2018
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Poppin puffer

Popper is a nice little pussy that pops out alittle. Poppin puffer is when the popper has been pounded hard makeing the popper a Poppin Puffer.
Amanda your poppin pussy is more like a Poppin puffer after being pounded yesterday!!!
by Alexanderthepuffer February 28, 2019
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