platonic

A type of relationship where you're not getting what you really want (i.e. sex) from the other person.

Shit! I have blue balls from this platonic relationship. She sure is hot though!

by Notadrood February 26, 2004

plectonalism

The act of imagining yourself running alongside
the vehicle you're actually travelling in.

i engaged in a little plectonalism on the way here.

by pooandwee March 28, 2008

plutonus

The epitome of realistic and purposeful thinking.
Someone described as a 'Pluto' is one that can be trusted, educated, and well-known within a group or society.
These types of people are usually also technology-oriented, specializing in computer resources and applications.

Guy 1: He knows what he's doing.
Guy 2: Of course, he's a Pluto! Shortened Plutonus

by PlutoGFX September 30, 2017

Platonic Cum Jar

When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping

“I saved his life, if it weren’t for my Platonic Cum Jar, someone would’ve stepped on him”

by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021

Paeton

Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.

Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(

by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022

Gin & Platonic

The act of going for drinks with someone you know is attracted to you, who you have no feelings for.

Usually because you're lonely.

'What did you do at the weekend Steve?'

'My power was out so I met Lisa for a Gin & Platonic'

by Mrhanky636 December 23, 2013

plutonic

A penatration-based sex act so warped and craven that it is "of Pluto", i.e. beyond anal. Although "plutonic" does not refer to any specific act, it could include such acts as ear sex, removing someone's glass eye and having sex with the empty eyesocket, sex with a colostomy stoma, an esophagal stoma, or stab wound.

John and Kim's relationship progressed quickly - on Wednesday they were platonic friends, on Thursday afternoon they were fucking, and by Sunday they started getting into some plutonic shit.

by Johnny Panic February 20, 2008