Pooters

An exclamation of disappointment.

AW POOTERS! Dad ate the last cheese doodle!

by Mossman July 23, 2005

pooter cooter

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.

Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?

by Gopher74 January 2, 2009

pooted

The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.

I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.

by TheOnlyErik October 27, 2007

Pooter

Someone's ass crack.

"Oh man, that pooter was hanging out all class!"

by Benjaming October 11, 2006

Pooted

The action taken by 13 year old urban white males when they kill their first saber tooth tiger.

"Holy Crap Jared pooted! Did you see it?!"

by Tawneh February 5, 2005

pooter

Dried flowers of the Cannabis sativa plant - often smoked in a pipe or cigarette; sometimes ingested. Origin of this word is rumoured to have arisen from references to the "Poot poot" sound made by Popeye's pipe (what was he smoking?)

Hey Carlo, lets's smoke some pooter.

Last night I got fla-tooter-pootered!

by bob October 29, 2003

pooter

an endearing nickname for a person named scotty.

scotty becomes scooter. scooter becomes pooter.

"Awe, pooter is so cute!"

by a.bby July 6, 2009