Phil Swift

A True God

Phil swift is the most helpful man on earth

by .u August 25, 2019

Phil Davis

The Spock to my Kirk

"Logically speaking you should wait before making any rash moves that might damage your friendship with her boyfriend."

"Phil Davis, you are the Spock to my Kirk"

by Free Love October 1, 2003

dan and phil

They are obviously more than friends, but it's more than just romantic for them.

A: Who are Dan and Phil?
B: They are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates.

by xal10 November 18, 2020

Still-Phil

One who experiences extreme difficulty in waking from sleep.

Riseth, Still-Phil, if you do not wish to miss breakfast, for it is approximately 3:15 PM.

"Even with the jackhammers tearing up the pavement outside his window, John hasn't moved from his bed in hours--is he..dead?"
"Nah, he's been a Still-Phil all his life."

by Beltz August 1, 2004

Phil Status

The act of being extremely homosexual. Usually while being under the influence of alcohol. Originated from Phil Torres

I shouldnt of fucked that guy last night. I was totally in phil status

by Spartan_831 January 25, 2009

Despicable Phil

Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.

"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."

by Another Horrible Person April 21, 2014

Phil Collins

Phil "Philadelphia" Collins is a motel manager, taxi cab driver, and trout salesman from the Trailer Park Boys. He frequents Sunnyvale Trailer Park and eventually moves in using Sam Lasco's old camper. He's known for his loud, obnoxious burps and getting angry when people stare at his huge gut.

Lahey: Let me guess- one of them was wearing thick glasses, one of them was extra stupid, and the other was wearing a sexy black shirt holding a drink in his hand.

Phil Collins: That's right. You know them?

Lahey: Let's just say I wouldn't expect to get paid today, bud.

by WHIZ WIT December 9, 2009