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One who experiences extreme difficulty in waking from sleep.
Riseth, Still-Phil, if you do not wish to miss breakfast, for it is approximately 3:15 PM.

"Even with the jackhammers tearing up the pavement outside his window, John hasn't moved from his bed in hours--is he..dead?"
"Nah, he's been a Still-Phil all his life."
by Beltz August 01, 2004
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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