phat monkey

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.

porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"

by jugyy January 11, 2006

phat ass

girl must have a thin waist, then have a round full booty, which has to have a bounce when she walks

Damn bro, did you hit Amber's phat ass last night?
Hell yeah, she couldn't walk after that

by Mike1234 September 21, 2008

phat loot

A term used by online gamers to describe a really helpful or stat-boosting set of items found by completing a quest, opening a container of some type, or by taking the loot from a dead monster.

Nesk- *holds up the shield* Look at this! +9 Strength!!
Rexxar- Omg!!! That's some phat loot!

by Nesk June 24, 2006

phat jay

A rather large joint consisting of marijuana.

Oooooooo, I had a phat jay when I woke up this morning.

by Owners1 July 22, 2006

Phat Stack

n. Another term used for a large stack of bills or bud.

Shit thats a PHHHATTTTT stack

by Big B December 10, 2003

Phat Red

Someone who knows how to keep shit real. Not only are they pretty hot and tempting, but they are red in some way (hair, skin, etc.). It's not to be fucked with.

Yo here comes a Phat Red, you better hide your girl and tuck your chain in, he's a killa.

Dayum! where this playboy cop that outfit at? That must be a Phat Red, he's stuntin on these fools!

by Phat Red April 24, 2006

Phat Show

Phat- Good, unreal, dope, sweet
Show- To have a pot smoking session

Phat Show- a unreal pot smoking session

Person 1- "yo man show tonight?"
Person 2- "lets make it the phattest of phat shows"

by G-rant H. February 18, 2009