Pretz

Someone that has mastered the art of homocaveing his gay lover.

What is a homocave you ask? Well first, you need at least two men. After fucking one guy in the ass to stretch him out, the man inserts his fist into the ass of the other man. After fistfucking him for a while, he pulls out his hand which will leave a gaping hole known as the homocave.

There are many variations of the homocave, including the flooded homocave. After the homocave is created, a series of 10+ horny men will ejaculate into the gapage filling it up with semen. This usually leads to the famous homoshake which somelike like Pretz would eagerly do like the cum hungry slut he is.

After giving his lover a huge flooded homocave and drinking the homoshake out of it, Pretz enjoys squatting over the gaping homocave and shitting into it. This is known as the coal filled homocave. Finally, Pretz lays down while his lover flushes out the homocave onto Xazmit's face.

Pretz is a man lover this is true.

by Pretz February 16, 2005

pretzel

Would-be assassin of George W. Bush.

Unfortunately, the pretzel in question failed in his attempt.

by Disillusioned Hippie April 8, 2006

Salty Pretzel

When a girl puts her legs behind her head, and the a man peforms anal sex on her

Grace Taylor and her doing the Salty Pretzel

by Pretzel Salter March 19, 2011

Pretzel

Someone who goes to extreme lengths to prove their fandom/obsession over a certain actor,actress,singer,band,clothing line,tv show,movie,ect..

The person who caught the towel that Gwen Stefani threw into the crowd and used the DNA from her sweat to makes clones is a crazyass Pretzel.

by Sundaypist December 26, 2007

Pretzelmouth

Pretzelmouth is a superhero with a pretzel for a mouth. He only comes out at night. He demands candy. If said candy is not delivered, he will cry salty tears. Then he will be soggy. He will blame you.

:& "Whatchoo talkin' bout boy?"
"Pretzelmouth likes to dance the watoosie!"

by Pretzelmouth's manservant May 27, 2008

peeted

When you pat someone kindly.

I peeted Mr Larson because she was sad. But now she is comforted.

by picklegorl September 9, 2018

soggy pretzel

crown royal mixed with root beer. its absolutely delicious

i was drinking a soggy pretzel, cause i didnt want my RA to find out

by lambert@psu December 21, 2008