peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004

PeePeePooPoo Man

The supervillain of Toronto. He gets a bucket of shit and dumps it on people. Has been seen wearing a construction hat. His motive is unknown. Maybe he just wants to see the world burn.

Also known as the serial shitter.

UofT Student: Have you heard of the peepeepoopoo man?
YorkU Student: Oh yeah, he dumped a bucket of liquified shit on a student.
Ryerson Student: I'm terrified.

by CarCarW545 November 26, 2019

Sleepy peepee

Refers to the inevitable loss of blood flow to the penis while bicycling long distances, which numbs the appendage creating the sense that your "pee-pee" is asleep.

I had some serious sleepy peepee at around mile 20 of that ride.

by LancePants September 19, 2009

peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006

Peebert

Peebert, close relative of the mighty poobert, in raw form he is a cockroach with a snapback. You are strongly advised to convey his name at least 462 times an hour or he will claim your knee caps as his own.

Peebert, Peebert, all love and affection for him, Peebert.

by peebertisepic June 18, 2019

Every peepee has a peepee hole

A simple phrase used to signify the basic philosophy of life and all existence. One must put things in the most simple terms to comprehend the complexities of our reality.

Also a song written and recorded by the band Betty Sex Machine in the year 1999.

dude #1 " I am trying to figure out the meaning of myself. 'A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him.' I am quoting Soren Kierkegaard, trying to grasp my true self"

dude #2 "yeah well every peepee has a peepee hole"

dude #1 "whoa..."

by missanthropee October 3, 2010

mama papa poopoo peepee

The perfect response when your assembly line co-worker asks to take a "potty break", only because he or she didn't do it during their regular breaks, and now you are going to have to work twice as hard to cover their ass while they shit on the john.

Worker #1: Hey, I need to take a potty break, okay?

Worker #2: You just had a break 25 minutes ago!

Worker #3: mama papa poopoo peepee.

by Tito Ortiz May 25, 2006