chew patch

The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.

Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?

by ChiefHungLo August 20, 2014

Snatch patch

Group of nasty slutty bitches.

Look at that snatch patch over there

by Austin Bissell February 4, 2015

nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015

Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018

Scabbage patch

A cluster of scabs.

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch

by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

Cabbage patch fever

The uncontrollable urge to shave one's eyebrows

"What happened to Tom"

"He got cabbage patch fever during quarentine"

by Fuck you kani April 18, 2020

Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 3, 2020