porridger

Definition: A graceless try-hard

Example: Look at him running around with his elbows out. He's a right porridger!

by Pikkapowa August 5, 2016

porridge chain

Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.

I can't put my dick in that, I'll join the porridge chain with those losers...

by dildohandler May 29, 2016

porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016

Porridge

A term referencing to male sperm cells

How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?

by aquamos29 October 14, 2018

Porridge

A term that can be used in reference to human sperm cells

How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?

by aquamos29 October 14, 2018

Porridge

Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.

Have you had porridge yet? It's such a good snack!

by SamTheWisest October 26, 2018

cartridgeography

the set of all software, often video games, released on a console that uses cartridges (from "cartridge" + "discography")

"His NES game collection is massive. Does he have the entire cartridgeography?"
"The Virtual Boy failed massively, causing its cartridgeography to only consist of 22 games."

by cutesy pastel living doll August 6, 2019