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Talking Parrot Phenomenon 

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."
EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.

afghan parrot 

From the state of Mississippi this bird, commited for violation, had to flee of his origin. Afghanistan became his homeland, where violation was considered legal and of use to the community.
Like no other parrot is the afghan parrot.
afghan parrot by pareot people January 26, 2014

rusty parrot 

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
rusty parrot by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

annoying parrot 

Someone Who Won't Fucking Shut Up.
Parrot: KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME, PRETTY BOY! PRETTY BOY! KISS ME! KISS ME! CAWCAW!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING PARROT
Parrot: PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP BITCH

cum parrot 

Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.
1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.
cum parrot by Kicksbit-83 August 28, 2017

escalator parrot

A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.
God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.
escalator parrot by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018