Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

paradigmosis

A condition with similar symptoms as bipolar disorder resulting from living in, but not fitting in with a society that makes little to no sense. Sufferers of paradigmosis often become activists or anarchists.

My symptoms of paradigmosis started around the age of 2.

by ferugualatin March 31, 2009

parabolish

1. typical or similar to a parable, riddle, or proverb
2. mysterious; with hidden meaning or message

1. That Avatar movie is so parabolish!
2. You wouldn't understand his parabolish story.

by timlight January 28, 2010

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

paradice

A place that the zodiac killer was trying to reach after death, revealed in his 340 character cypher. Some believe it to be a misspelling of the word 'paradise,' but, this cannot be proven as the zodiac killer is not alive to confirm or deny this theory.

I am not afraid of the gas chamber because it will bring me to paradice all the sooner.

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 16, 2020

Japanime parade

A term use to describe the unattractive high school gothic/emo girls who read manga books instead of having a good time like every one else.

A: See those girls?
B: Yea
A:Thats the japanime parade.

Ew its the japanime parade

Oh shit here comes the japanime parade.

by you don't get the joke March 25, 2011

Gone Parabolic

Something that has gone from small to extremely large, off-the-charts, huge, mammoth in short order. An incredibly fast and large increase -- ie exponential.

1. He ability to annoy has gone parabolic since he quit smoking. I can't stand to hear anymore about how cigs are bad for you from him!

2. The rate of complaining here has gone parabolic since the company eliminated this year's bonuses.

by plresultsman October 12, 2011