Spinnaker-panties

noun. Generally used as a moniker for an orca fat girl you've had sex with but are too embarrassed to acknowledge by name when discussing the night with your friends. Named for the dawning realization of just how fat she is, when one picks up her panties from the bedroom floor and they are large enough to use as a spinnaker on a medium sized yacht.

"Normally I go for skinny, athletic chics; but after 6 beers and a half a bottle of scotch I often wake up next to spinnaker-panties in the morning. When I picked them up, her panties stretched my entire arm span."

by quinndiesel January 12, 2012

panty trib

Activity when two lesbian chicks rub their privy parts together through their panties, in various positions. Something every panty fetishist obssesively enjoys.

Angela: Oh god, my thwat is drippin' wet lets have some panty trib!
Jane: Hell yeah, my thongs are ready for my wet load.

by biggyinsider October 19, 2012

Panty Bangs

When her pube patch is so big, so thick and bushy that the hairs hang out over the top of the panties like some straight-across bangs.

I knew she was hirsute when she lifted up her shirt and all I could see were matted panty bangs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Panty Mustard

a vaginal fluid that leaks uncontrollably to the panties creating a thick mustard like film.

Panty

Hey Rick I was making out with Linda, I bet I stirred up a great amount of panty mustard.

by Harold00 January 5, 2018

purple panty

When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.

KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."

by presidentbrink November 4, 2014

panty lube

Anything special a guy does to get a girl to have sex with him

Guy 1 "dude, two dozen roses is some pretty expensive panty lube"
Guy 2 "yea but it totally worked"

by Tippy2 July 7, 2015

Smelly Panties

; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!

Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?

by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021