Parked off

Few meanings;

To hide something, To get drunk, To get high or To get so drunk and/or high you get lost and end up sleeping in a random place (parked off).

Dave: Who's getting parked off tonight ?

Richie: Wouldn't mind getting parked off tonight.
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Kierzy: Getting out of this house, Gettin parked off.

Dave: Cool story bro.

by Dave Dub August 17, 2011

planked

"Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)

"There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked."

by Stratz101 November 26, 2009

punked

when you get robbed

i punked your chain

by P.I.M.P July 25, 2003

panged

See also: pange

A newer variation of owned, or pwned. Usually used to describe beating someone or besting someone. Mostly used in video game speak or leet speak.

Ex: I just panged you!

Ex: Im not gonna fight you, it will just be pangage.

by Anarky and Realm July 12, 2009

double parked

A woman taking 2 dicks at the same time, doggy style

Did you see that slut get double parked in that porno?

by ub3rst4r August 4, 2014

badly packed kebab

An ugly vagina, resembling a saturday night lamb donner kebab. With mayo

Mate, she has got hell of a badly packed kebab!

by HUGEBALLS&sexylegs1 April 29, 2011

Planked

Being forced to walk the plank.

John Williams, a pirate aged 34, was planked.

by john_williams_a.pirate February 11, 2020