Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

Pastry ghost

When you white as fuck

Damn you are a pastry ghost looking motherf******

by mrmhr July 2, 2015

pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.

I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas

by Grimshackle December 24, 2016

Pastry puff

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy

Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?

by Cancer99 January 8, 2017

patryell

A person that is a winny brat

U are such a patryell

by Jjj2099 December 26, 2017

Patryk Kasperski

girl: simply a fuckboi
boy: what??!!! *comits shelf*
girl: and a reject
this is so sexy can we kill the polish

patryk Kasperski sucks dick

by dont lie June 5, 2018

Pastry

A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.

My wife crapped out a pastry this morning a forgot to flush it.

by Wife Annoyer July 31, 2018