pooka

Yet another name for the total avatar. An anonymous online presence with no substantive human component beyond the compulsion to compete in online games while developing little to no real world significance (Farmville, Eggbreaker, EmpireAvenue).

Commonly found attempting to curry favour, stir up dischord, and attempting to create support for other 'myth' based creatures (ie. House hippos or Unicorns)

person X: Oh look - (e)Pooka is trying to look sad for attention.
person Y: No dude. She just stepped in Unicorn shit.
person X: Whew. Almost fell for it.

by dadozer August 20, 2010

Pooka

A Bestfriend That Means Everythang To U. When Yall Had Up's And Down's And Been In And Out The Storm And U Rely On Them At One Point Of Time

Like Me And Courtney How We Just Bust Bitches With Bottles And Laugh And Skip Away Cos She My Pooka

by Herooooo2352585845 September 1, 2010

Polka Hardcore

A very intense form of music and/or dance created by The Corsetts they own/rock/will kick your ass if you're not cool and still try to master Polka Hardcore. Polka Hardcore is only for hardcore kids, not teeny boppers, posers, gangstas, scene/emo kids or pot heads/coke fiends. Polka Hardcore requires massive amounts of training sometimes 20 hours a day and heavy cash donations to the creators The Corsetts or else they'll own you. Ninjas are naturally Polka Hardcore masters.

"I'm giving all my money to The Corsetts because Polka Hardcore is better than having a house."

"Pfft. I'm giving up sex for Polka Hardcore because Polka Hardcore is one huge orgasm."

"I wanna be a ninja so i can Polka Hardcore."

by DivaDevin October 14, 2005

pookake

noun: the drinking of beer or alcohol via someone's ass

John pookake someone at the bar last night... skeet skeet

by homeskillet May 14, 2004

Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show

A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.

Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.

Person 2: Me too

Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!

by OracleOXYGEN October 12, 2008

pokaytheyak

The end of a joint which is so close to the face it the smoke burns the eyes.Taken from "poke in the eye".

"you wantin a pokaytheyak?"

by Scottish October 20, 2003

Poka

Slang used to define a toxic friend, it is very rarely used on the internet

man, jake is really a poka

by Rare Slang Definer June 2, 2021