Porn

The reason you got a computer in the first place.

Lee: Hey Tim, look at these twins I've found! This porn thing keeps getting better.
Tim: Ohh my God, I've got to get a computer.

by Ason McG June 30, 2010

porn

One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

by Cummy worm February 22, 2011

Porn

What your dad is watching right now.

Kiddo: Dad, can we play outside?
Dad: No son, I’m doing something
Kiddo: *sad noises* Ik ur watching porn

by ThisIsFun_Lmao November 1, 2020

porn

The one thing that makes life worth living, along with sex, drugs, alcohol, and entertainment. Finding the porn that you prefer is like trying to choose a favorite fine wine, there is the hardcore porn with penetration usually, and softcore porn with usually stripping, and sometimes even educational. The location where one usually jacks off after watching porn is the bathroom. There is also homosexual porn, which is for the guys on the "dark side" of the sexual orientation, and lesbian porn, which is, despite disagreement, for both guys and girls (who are lesbian, no doubt,) as well. Most countries have laws for pornography and usually you can only watch it when you are under 18, but who gives a fuck?

I don't need porn, because I have a girlfriend to do that stuff for me!

by some random fart knocker March 26, 2010

Porn

A combination of the words "pulled" and "torn"

The muscles in my groin are all porn.

by SirMoose October 11, 2008

porn

For guys who dont have a girl

Tom didnt have a girl so he luked at porn

by Jbx December 5, 2004

Porn

Why the fuck you lookin' up porn on Urban Dictionary?! Why you looking up porn?! You gay as fuck!

"Jimmy! Why are you watching child porn? That's illegal as hell!" "Well i want to Mom! I want to learn to have sex with this cheerleader at school!" *mom slaps jimmy then throws his ass house out the house cuz he is 18*

by fuckyouwhyyoulookinthisup December 14, 2018