pixel

the noobest pro in the world. legend had it that he hanged traitors to his kind by their balls and called him gay

pixel is a pro

by pixelthepro November 18, 2023

Pixel Chick

A pixel chick is one of the saddest of creatures, generally female, over thirty years of age, and having no significant emotional relationship in her 'real life', finds an online boyfriend who usually ends up being attached to someone else or even married in his own 'real life'. Pixel Chicks are easily gotten rid of, a change of a disposable game, email, or Skype account and you don't even have to deal with the dreaded 'break up scene'. Standard calendar holidays do not apply to this type of girlfriend, typically celebrated the day AFTER the actual holi-date. For example, Valentine's day, February 14th, is for the wife, Valentine's Day for your Pixel Chick is February 15th. A Pixel Chick's desirability usually expires anywhere from a period of six weeks to six months. Once the Pixel Chick finds herself dumped once more, she will eat copious amounts of ice cream for several days, log back online, and try again.

No, Debbie is my wife, Christina my side chick, and Michelle is my pixel chick; gotta keep them straight man.

by SpiritusEqua October 22, 2016

Pixel Dick

When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.

"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"

by SheepzDrums October 19, 2017

pixel dick

A word used in the facebook roleplay community to refer to any sexual activity, smut, or flirting with someone roleplaying as a boy. It is commonly used to demean "despos" as it is uncommon for the people writing or playing men to actually have real dicks.

Stop acting like it's normal to drop all your friends and ignore people for some pixel dick.

You bitches are silly asf trying to doxx people over some pixel dick. Half of these dudes aren't even actually dudes OOC lmao

by koivusaari November 25, 2024

Four Pixel Fox

A foxy lady who looks great from afar but not close up -

'Phwoar Steven look at that lass driving that Mercedes AMG!'

Lady exits car and walks past
'urgh no, she's a munter up close - a proper four pixel fox'

by Was there anything else? March 2, 2017

Pewdiepie's Pixelings

A game created by Outerminds and Pewdiepie. It is the greatest game they have released yet, with wierd and funny characters and story and it completly free, and that's a great price.

Mate: Yo bro you know Pewdiepie's Pixelings?
Bro: Nah mate
Mate: *puts him in a rocket and sends him at lightspeed into the sun*

by www.sketchywebsite.net November 18, 2019

pixel wolf

A ugly bitch who sucks dick that is this animals passtime

Omg look at that pixel wolf!!!!

by Umm what is this April 23, 2015