Cool Pissed

a thing scene kids say to show they're capable of using sarcasm. unfortunately, it fails when they use it one hundred times a day. it is also popular for them to use on twitter.

Person 1: Bro I lost your ADTR shirt...
Person 2: Seriously man? Cool pissed.

@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: Forgot I had a test today... #coolpissed

by austin5629816532 June 6, 2011

shoreham pissed

When you get so drunk you get lost, fall over and cry - all before 9pm.

Oh man, I got so Shoreham pissed last night - devo.

by MrDevz May 17, 2017

Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.

Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed

by Dozza442 April 18, 2018

tight pissed

Adjective, Meaning to be extremely frustrated/stressed over a event. To be so bothered that cause you to contemplate doing something irrational.

" Man, John Wall not being a all-star has me tight pissed."

by Echo Exclusive January 25, 2018

Stay pissed

You're mad cuz you're mad so cry about it.

Stay pissed stupid moron.

by E-ManKroll March 7, 2021

Who pissed in your vagina

An insult usually used when the receiver is being pissy or being a little bitch

“Fuck you David, you shouldn’t have drank my coffee.” “Jeez Raul, Who pissed in your vagina?”

by david’s left nut February 18, 2022

oy! im pissed

bro if u hear that im really sorry for you because that means that enemy team has gay neon who just activated her noskill ult to get her easiest ace and probably her only ace in her life rip you #nerfneon

OY! IM PIS- *dies*
or if youre unlucky:
OY! IM PISSED *gets a stoopid ace*

by timtiminsky September 12, 2022