Pirate song

Song, sung by Eric Cartman and Somalian pirates, that goes like this:

Pirate song:

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please.
We get all that we want for free.
We'll kick your ass and rape your lass.
Somalian pirates we!

So with a yo ho ho.
And with a ye he he.
We take to the African sea.
We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls.
Somalian pirates we!

We left our homes and we left our mudders,
To go on a pillagin' spree.
We'll cut off your ears and break your toes
and make you drink our pee.
And if you sail into our waters,
You best hear this decree.
We'll take your boat, set your ass afloat
Somalian pirate we.

And with a yo ho ho.
And a tricky lahty do.
We'll shoot you in the face with glee.
Then we'll cut off your cock and feed it to a croc.
Somalian pirates we.

by ICallBS July 7, 2011

pirate whore

noun; pie-rit hore

a female that will basically get naked or screw anything with a heartbeat and needs constant attention primarily from random males. Dwells on whore island

generally has some sort of webcam or website that displays semi to fully nude pictures of themselves.

usually is always horny or willing to have sex for money.
tends to have low self esteem and is never usually the same person as pictured

see also; chickenhead

Last night i recieved an email from a dirty pirate whore.

by migeezie May 17, 2006

pirate eye

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.

Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

pirate head

When receiving head, suddenly without warning, the "blowee" pushes down on the "blowers" head, forcing them to the base of the penis and thus causing them to gargle and "argh" like a pirate. If they wish the "blowee" may yell pirate slang at this point, i.e. "arg! take me seed wench! arg!"

After I used the pirate head maneuver on a boring blow job session last week my girlfriend now no longer enjoys Pirates of the Carribean as much. oh well, the pirate head was worth it. ARG!

by MrE_9P March 31, 2011

pirate shot

Taking an 8 oz shot of straight hard liquor in one go. Chasers optional. If you get 1/4 down, you're a landlubber, 1/2 is a deckhand, and 3/4 or more is a pirate. The Captain status is reached if the shot goes down in under 5 seconds and/or no chaser is used.

Eric and Stan finished their pirate shots last night, Catherine was a deckhand, but Gwen is now a Captain.

by Lindsai January 11, 2009

Pirate Pete

Where a guy kicks a chic in the shin and then he jizzes in her eye, making her hop on one foot and hold her eye acting like a pirate.

Max the hottes fucker in the world just gave that chick the sickest pirate pete forever.

by ChickenFucker May 13, 2005

pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.

The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.

by JesseJack November 15, 2007