cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.

girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"

by cyballs February 15, 2010

Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.

I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!

by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018

pinch a tater

1). to take a dump

Sorry we were late, Sam had to pinch a tater.

by madzbenz June 23, 2018

pinches policia

Spanish for "Fuckin' police"

*Sees a 911* "Pinches Policia, escúchame chingatumadre, nunca me encontrarás
So para de mirar, no me controlas, te controlo.

by Jfk GotShotGG March 7, 2016

Bitch Pinch

Bitch pinch is a term used to describe when someone pinches the joint filter or roach to a point where no smoke can be inhaled. Bitch pinchers usually bitch pinch for no reason an irritate others stoners.

-"Take the joint, man."
-"Bro you Bitch Pinched the joint!"
-"Sorry, man."

by SteynUD September 14, 2016

Gooch Pinch

a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.

"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"

by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012

Scottish Pinch

A man with Scottish Pinch refers to a person who has a large penis and killer swag.

“Wow! Jordan’s so cool! That dude definitely has a Scottish pinch!”

“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”

by KillerKFarren May 10, 2020