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Take His Picture

I got 25 cent for you to take his picture.
by J Willa December 18, 2005
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Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture

Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.
"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'

"'Yes, dear.'

"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."

-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)
by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006
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Profile Picture

The first thing you stalk when you add a new friend on facebook.
Bro: Yo man im totally makin on this chick
You: K man lemme check her facebook

You: Dude, shes got mad tats on her profile picture
Bro: Dude, thats just her facebook in real life she has 10x bigger bongos
You: Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet someeeeee
by Pear-Bear December 21, 2010
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Picture Whore

Someone, in most cases a woman, that has an over obsession with taking photos of themselves. Whether they're home alone, out with friends, or going planking. They must have picture proof, of how cool they are.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jenna's new beach photos?"
Person 2: "Didn't she just upload some of her yesterday coneing at McDonalds?"
Person 1: "Yeah.. She's a total Picture Whore."
by Slim Body August 3, 2011
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A Liar-in-Chief’s immoral equivalent of “A picture is worth a thousand words.” When a caustic, narcissistic, racist, supremacist, or xenophobic tweet has the same negative or nauseating effect as a fake or frightening GIF.
In TrumpWorld, or among an obscene number of morally corrupt Trumpublican lawmakers, a picture is worth 280 characters.
by Covido February 8, 2022
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Picture Dump

The act of uploading more than ten photos at one time to any photo or information sharing website.
Dan: "Dude, I just checked my facebook. Sharon took a total picture dump!"

Bobby: "Really? How many photos did she upload?"

Dan: "43!"

Bobby: "That's like the entire camera."
by summersault June 15, 2010
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Picture Crashing

Deliberately inserting yourself into the background of a picture taken by a random stranger or into a group photograph where you are not a member of the group.
We saw these tourists posing for a picture down by the Washington Monument and couldn't resist jumping in and picture crashing just as the shutter clicked.
by The other Big Guy December 3, 2007
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