salsa y picante y no fuimo mmmm

don pollos catchphrase

Don Pollo: "salsa y picante y no fuimo mmmm" *phone ringing*

by Salamalecomalecosalam October 5, 2023

Jean-Luc Picard

Male, balding character in tights who is Captain of the starship Enterprise from *Star Trek : The next Generation*.

He drove a wierd buggy-car in ST: Nemesis,
And was turned into a Borgling at some point. He has a pet lionfish, and was born someplace in California. Among his crew are an android Data, a slightly telepathic Counsellor, Deanna Troi, and a dude with a mustache, First Officer Riker. He likes to order "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" from the replicator (personally, I think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple Enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).

He has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and Violates the Prime Directive on occasion. And, IIRC, his ship's designation was NCC 1701 -D or E or something similar.

Picard : Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!

Replicator *delivers iced latte*

Picard : OMGWTFBBQ!!! Geordi! Get down here!


***loosely paraphrased from short story***

by ST : Voyager fan July 4, 2005

The Picard

A slang term for a Penis. Star Trek the next generations Captain Jean-Luc Picard is given god like status by the Mintakan people who start to refer to him as "The Picard" sounds like a good name for cock, Captain Picard's head is round, bald, and has some hair around the sides..

Tristan. "Hey man are you going to give me some of The Picard soon?"

Denver. "You don't want to make The Picard angry"

Tristan. "Warp speed to Brown town"

by RollmeOneKenobi September 10, 2013

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007

Pink Picachu

A Guy who thinks he is too beautiful for anyone who isn't a God. Can't carry on a conversation. Everyone pretends to love him but KNOW he's a complete jerk. Pretty hair. Aware that girls go crazy for him; not aware of what's right in front of him.

"That guy's stupid. He invites himself to hangout with you, sweet talks you, gets you all excited then completely ignores you. God, he's SUCH a Pink Picachu." (:

by Nixon_Lover_32486 January 2, 2011

Picaso Paint Job

Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.

" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."

by Robbie Cano August 23, 2009

Picayune

The coolest place you could ever live. They really know how to play football, Roll Tide Roll ! They have a lot of super pretty girls that do NOT do drugs or get pregnant.

Are you going to the Picayune football game tonight? They will definitely win ! Roll Tide !

by ccjtbff May 14, 2009