Jisung Phobia

I very rare phobia, only consists of people who know a individual that is named Jisung. Symptoms include, increased alertness for someone slapping you, scared of twerking and the most common symptom, being very horny very suddenly. It is recommended to see a therapist immediately if you get any of these symptoms.

Person1: Hey guys I’m starting to feel horny all of a sudden, please help
Person 2: Oh shit man, I think you got Jisung Phobia
Person 1: fuck

by urmomgae2009 January 10, 2022

Dis-phobia

when you're scared of being disabled.

wagwan bro i got dis-phobia

by pickledcheerio May 21, 2022

White Van Phobia

The fear of being hit by a white van while crossing a road. This may be as a result of past experiences or it could very well be genetic. Sometimes the sufferer will refuse to cross the road even if the white van stops for them to cross.

Julian: Dude it's a green light, just cross already.
Wallace: I can't man, I don't trust that white van.
Julian: Ahhh White Van phobia!

Graham: Don't cross man! You'll get yourself killed!
Samuel: Will you calm down, it's just a van, and it's still a long way away from us.
Graham: It's not just any van, it's a white van!
Samuel: Dude, seriously see a Doctor or something, you obviously have White van phobia.

by MrHorizontal February 13, 2010

skin phobia

those deathly afraid of ever baring their 'treasures', who worship at the altar of the fabric covered

alison had the skin phobia, she'd never bare her 'treasures'

the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley December 15, 2009

Departure Phobia

When you're having fun with friends but don't want to leave or have them leave.

Chris is always annoyed with Sarah because she takes forever to leave or have friends leave due to her departure phobia.

by Tara Juliana September 7, 2021

CARSON-PHOBIC

A gay tranny, named Carson.

Ew he's gay and trans! what's his name? Carson. Ew I'm Carson-Phobic.

by Fagthatbrags February 12, 2022

Text-Dilla-Phobia

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.

Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.

by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010