pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'
by Lillikinns September 18, 2017
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PASTY TASTIC

Super smashing great. things which are fantastic to locals from plymouth
i saw this well nice trakor he was well pasty tastic
by Mistresssilent August 20, 2009
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Pasty Whackers

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss
by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021
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Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate
by Fish daddy June 19, 2015
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Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.
To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"
by Caenfayre September 25, 2017
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Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 04, 2022
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pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
Donald is a pasty virgin.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017
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