A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.
'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
by Lillikinns September 18, 2017
by Mistresssilent August 20, 2009
by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021
When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
by Fish daddy June 19, 2015
To make love; To smash pasty's.
"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"
"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"
by Caenfayre September 25, 2017
When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 04, 2022
A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
Donald is a pasty virgin.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017