Douche paste

What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.

For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Hot Paste and Salt

Hot paste and salt is the taste and texture described for male cum.

Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.

Us: So what does pussy taste like?

Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.

Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.

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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.

Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?

Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!

Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.

Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....

by JestyCat August 5, 2010

Copy and Paste

to "copy" text and "paste" it

- used to avoiding repeative typing

- to avoid "writing"

note: if proceeding with copy and paste, please read it and make enough changes to call it your own

so what if it copy and paste is playtorium, it gave me an B on my project!!!!!

by Bored Lexicographer May 18, 2018

population paste

is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.

I need to go unload some population paste.

by MrPowers November 13, 2012

copy and paste

waaaa wawawa waaaa waa wawa awa awwa awawa wa wa waaaa do you get that? Now pronounce every single syllable of it. Go back and sound it out. Do you understand? waaaa wawawa waaaa waa wawa awa awwa awawa wa wa waaaa . . .. wow! I just retyped that whole thing. Every single letter once and once again, (you can double check) without using copy and paste. So I think we should all give a great thanks to the guy who made "Copy and Paste"; copy and paste being the "copying" and "pasting" of text eliminating redundancy.

"Copy and paste" inventor, I salute you!

by manlymanlyman August 30, 2005

wuff paste

the moisture / liquid that comes from a girls vagina.

i fucked this girl the other night, there was wuff paste everywhere, she was like a waterfall.

i was fingering this girl and she squirted her wuff paste all over the room

by juvevolta August 23, 2010

Big Horse Paste

An elitist drug cartel who are exploiting the patriots of the USA through the mainstream media, forcing them to buy from a limited selection of ivermectin horse pastes without proper dosing information for humans, and which contains nano-scale tracking devices. Championed by freedom-loving luminaries such as Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity, Big Horse Paste has been successful at duping even the most genius figures in the culture wars. President Donald Trump seems to have steered clear of Big Horse Paste, preferring an early-access vaccine instead, which did not contain trackers, and was deemed too good for the masses by the corrupt Biden administration. But he has been mysteriously silent about the threat of Big Horse Paste, likely related to QAnon plans that prevent him from acting before his reinstatement.

I thought I had finally beaten the hoax that the Demoncrats call Covid, but Big Horse Paste wins again, I'm now on a ventilator, please donate to my GoFundMe.

by guy full of definitions September 2, 2021