octopus croquet

When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.

"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"

by WTFAWTA December 20, 2022

Incisionless Otoplasty

An operation to get your ears pinned back

What lucy got to stop her looking like dumbo

Lucy:MUM i need a Incisionless Otoplasty

Mum: I know you look like dumbo

Lucy :'(

by Avenged456 April 29, 2010

hop onto my mighty ship

an invitation to preform sexual intercourse through the anus. Usually said from one male to another since pirate crews were often all men.

T: What is there to do tonight?
A: Hop onto my mighty ship!
T: No thanks.

by 0101010111 February 4, 2013

awkward octopus

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus

Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!

by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013

Indian Octopus

Where you shove 8 gummy worms (specifically sour) into a girls butthole, then you proceed into anal intercourse. After the girl will blow you off with all the sugar on your dick.

Wow, that indian octopus was sweet!

by Nonextto February 4, 2017

Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.

by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019

Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril

“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”

by JB707 February 25, 2021