one eyed screaming pelican

Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.
by Dallas October 17, 2004
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one eyed cave dweller

another fun name for a penis!
Better put a raincoat on that one eyed cave dweller if your going home with that creepy girl, you wouldn't want to catch the clap!
by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008
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baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.
Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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The One Eyed Monkey

Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.
My And My Dylan Flanagan Josh Arista And Pat Oliver Have Done The One Eyed Monkey Have You?
by Cat on a keyboard in sapce August 03, 2009
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A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.
Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
by Isl-96 April 06, 2023
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One Eyed Sea Monster

A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)
Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!
by NinjaGangsta September 01, 2010
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