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Split the pole

When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck.
Hey man Johnny said dont split the pole.
by Jesse v December 21, 2007
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Pole Axed

Pole Axed

The pole axe was a weapon used in medeival England. It was literally an axe atop a long pole. Originally the term meant to be killed with such a weapon; it later came to mean being violently killed with any such weapon or instrument.
When the running back was hit by the middle linebacker, he went down like he'd been pole axed.
by Dasher8400 March 7, 2007
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Gnotem Pole

A totem pole made out of little gnome faces, rather than Native American faces.
"Hey! Check out that cute Gnotem Pole that lady had carved out of that tree trunk!"

"Yeah, sweet! The top one looks like Dopey from the Seven Dwarves!"
by Run Girl September 11, 2009
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Pole Roller

Person who rolls from one penis to another.
by Bethel_Glad June 20, 2010
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hoetem pole

The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.
Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.
by Boomer3we May 27, 2016
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Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
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pole fucker

When a women masterbates with a bed pole or a type of pole instead of a dildo
That girl rides that pole like a pole fucker
by batman1998353 May 12, 2015
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