Definitions by Boomer3we

hoetem pole 

The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.

Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.

hoetem pole by Boomer3we May 27, 2016