Granny Pedonika

a entertainer who is african-american.
she got accused of sexually abusing children in 2023.

Oh, Granny Pedonika, you’re my favourite!

by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2023

Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company

I'm a granny wrangler in the Dementia department

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

granny booty

a saggy big booty

Bro she got that granny booty 😂

by Theylovvmal March 14, 2021

Granny FullMouth

A slutty female senior-citizen.

Boy 1: You sleep with old ladies??
Boy 2: Yeah man! Who doesn't like a little Granny FullMouth from time to time!?

by BrownSugarTail July 23, 2014

Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.

by Marcamango September 29, 2020

Granny Gargle

On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.

Cause of death? ; granny gargle

My grandma said she wanted to participate in the granny gargle

by Granny guzler January 1, 2020

granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing athletic activities

Need to get your ass to the floor force your heels down because right now with those granny hips that you have your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018