is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.
My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.
by Buckbeak August 6, 2010
Get the Pitch-offmug. Once a year, by invite only, Jim Rome lets his callers insult each other and various sports figures. Sort of the way he insulted Jim Everett by calling him Chris. Except Jim R. got Smacked by Jim E.
You can only be invited if you were stupid enough to sit on hold for 3 hours on one of his previous shows just to insult someone. If you call got racked (accepted) you could be in the smack off. I prefer the Snatch Off. Where Hookers and Clones get together and do the nasty. Fat guys like the snack off. Nothing like cheetos and masterbation. Orange Julius anyone?
You can only be invited if you were stupid enough to sit on hold for 3 hours on one of his previous shows just to insult someone. If you call got racked (accepted) you could be in the smack off. I prefer the Snatch Off. Where Hookers and Clones get together and do the nasty. Fat guys like the snack off. Nothing like cheetos and masterbation. Orange Julius anyone?
Jeff in Richmond won the smack off once. And he sucked. Sean usually wins, because he blows rome before the show.
by The Silk Brah March 12, 2008
Get the Smack Offmug. expression
A (usually) humorous statement that is called out when somebody has finished ranting, somebody is yelling, makes some sort of grand or ridiculous gesture, or even when you hear a loud noise, like a car horn.
Almost always meant to draw laughter from those surrounding you.
A (usually) humorous statement that is called out when somebody has finished ranting, somebody is yelling, makes some sort of grand or ridiculous gesture, or even when you hear a loud noise, like a car horn.
Almost always meant to draw laughter from those surrounding you.
by Ross-ross July 1, 2019
Get the go offmug. by HolyMolly March 5, 2008
Get the off the marketmug. Short term is OTS, This means a person is either high drunk or rolling. Rolling is the slang term for high on a pill. Originated in Chicago but now known wide because of a rap group known as GBE.
Just smoked a thoint i'm off the shits
This flat got me off the shits
Sippin on this hen i'm off the shits
This flat got me off the shits
Sippin on this hen i'm off the shits
by ChicagoNative February 11, 2013
Get the Off the shitsmug. by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
Get the jill offmug. A term that means to go crazy. When you pop off you do really well in a videogame, rant, argument, or school. Its used all the time during casual talk and can hint that they want you to calm down. Popular people use this term loosly and its hard to precisely define it.
by TheOGDefiner69 May 14, 2019
Get the Pop Offmug.