feed the toilet

Taking a huge shit

After eating a Turducken for Thanksgiving I really had to FEED THE TOILET

by SICK RELNICK April 20, 2010

toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.

Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.

by jeffyd August 30, 2007

painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet

Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell

by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013

Toilet Dog

(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.

- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful

Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.

by Sczechuan Stan February 04, 2018

money toilet

Someone who wastes a lot of someone else's money.

"I love my girlfriend, but she can be a real money toilet."

by hannah_b April 04, 2009

Toilet Flower

1. Person of Bad Character.
2. Someone who is a piece a shit.

3. Dirty, rude, problematic individual.

1. Lucas is a great catch for any woman, that other guy Webster is a toilet flower.
2. I told my friend Rovair not to date her because she's a toilet flower.
3. Adam, she plagiarized my work the sold it online as her own eBook, what a toilet flower.

by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace January 27, 2015

Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.

You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.

by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010