nascar

National
Association of
Stupid
Cracker
Ass
Rednecks

Please promote healthy interbreeding of the caucasian race by boycotting NASCAR.

by Hic June 10, 2006

Nascar Fan

Someone who is uncultured, lacks a full set of teeth, and votes Republican.

People that voted for Bush were most likely Nascar fans.

by raggy biotch October 2, 2005

Nascar

Racing sport. To some, it's trash. To others, it's a way of life. Apparently, anyone with a passion for motorsports will know it's shit. Rednecks watch it and hoplessly support the sport. It has ruined Speedvision and turned it into Redneck TV, along with the occasional race where the racers turn RIGHT. TRASHCAR is soon to become the root of all evil.

No longer can I see WRC events in the daytime due to this stupid excuse of a sport taking over Speedvision. Real racers turn right.

by Phrixis May 21, 2005

NASCAR

N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Created
A - Around
R - RedNecks

There is a NASCAR event going on in town

by RedNeck Hater June 10, 2006

nucca

A term white suburban lads call eachother. They feel crakcer does not do them justice so instead they use nucca in order to sound more B.A.

1st white kid: "Hey nucca teehee do u want to go mini golfing tonight?

2nd white kid: "O darnit nucca i would rather enjoy that but i have SAT class tonight."

by dime piece D May 11, 2008

nascar

Shitty excuse for a sport where shitty cars (tauruses, monte carlos, stratuses, and other FWD pieces of shit) are transformed into rolling cereal boxes that don\'t come anywhere near the car they are claiming to be racing, ladened with irrelevant advertisements that add to the cars already unatractive ness that even with decent fans would be boring. If you want to see skill watch drivers drifting through the woods at a buck ten on ice in cars you can buy at you local dealership (WRC). Or F1.

I like how i can relate to the race because it involves real life situations like cars that actually exist with real lights and street legality and turns in only one direction.

by A real autosport enthusiast April 26, 2005

Nubcakes

A person who has a bad understanding of how things work.
Someone very nooby.
Someone who is new at something
Someone who can't do anything right

Person 1: Hey you know that new girl Aysha Fiaz? She asked me how to use the pencil sharperner!
Person 2: HAHA WHAT A NUBCAKE!

Person 1: awh man I dont know how to use this program
Person 2: HAHA NUBCAKES!

by sykestiffy December 20, 2008