Norwegian Twins

Siblings that are approximately 18 months apart, because Norwegians are more sensible than the Irish, and can use birth control.

Oh, your kids look so close in age, they must be Irish Twins. Good Lord No! They are Norwegian Twins

by Яif-San June 26, 2019

Norwegian Tight Rope

I don't know i'm not just gonna make something up like everything else on this sight who cares

I made up a word that sounds like it's from Urban Dictionary, it's called the "Norwegian TIght Rope"

by Barbara_Fraun October 16, 2019

Norwegian Unicorn

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!

She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!

by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020

norwegian shoe

Butt plug

This Norwegian shoe has been in me all day

by Lickasshole October 6, 2020

Norwegian Dump Truck

A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.

Not to be confused with the German Forklift.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"

by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020

Norwegian Whammy

Whatever happens whenever you exit the shower in the morning after an hour of hardcore masturbating

I canot wait to get Norwegian Whammied today
I wonder what today's Norwegian Whammy will be

by Fanfapstick January 31, 2021

Norwegian Clap

When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy

Bro what happened to Emily
Oh I Norwegian clapped her

by Ok what hell nah February 25, 2021