norman dog

a very special dog whom is scared of one’s reflection, he loves to eat food and anything in his path. has been know too eat 2 pairs of wireless headphones. very hyperactive unless he has been taken on a long walk . likes to lay in the sun
the most common breed of a norman dog is a bull terrier.

person 1: that dog is adorable

person 2: beware its a norman dog

by magicdino October 28, 2021

Norman

A mf who DON'T GIVE A FUCK about definition of your name.

Yooo, i'm Norman! Stop that bullshit!

by TopBloke91 November 22, 2021

Norman

Big hearted handsome man from the south with dyslexia. A drama king to the fullest extent. An expert story-teller who makes the smallest incident come to life in a grand and sometimes cringy way. A hard worker who would do anything for his family. Is so effortlessly funny that you find yourself laughing your head off. Mostly at him but hey he’s laughing too. He has a strong, confident personality and is the most dependable person you will meet. He was made to be his own boss. He knows literally everyone and has great people skills. You’ll know one when you one.

“It sounds like someone is being murdered!”
“Oh that’s just Norman. He pinched finger in his coat zipper.”

by Sorry I’m taken October 6, 2023

Norman Stinky

When you take a poo that has a specific smell of old people

Dude your poo smells like Norman Stinky

by Mr.Ection October 10, 2023

Norman

Norman is a tall man who lives in the north. He always gets stuck in an elevator. He is very sad about it. He has a friend named Myrtle.

Norman: why did the elevator stop?!?!
Myrtle: uuugghhhh Norman?
Norman: aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Rëmus October 19, 2019

Norman

norman is the best person you’ll ever meet. he takes care of you, he protects you, he’s there for you. you can always talk to him about everything. he always asks if you’re alright. he’s like the brightest star in the sky. his eyes are shining more than anything you’ll ever see and his smile is the most beautiful smile. you could stare at him for hours and won‘t get bored of it. he has such a huge heart and he shows you that he loves you. he’ll be your favorite person in life. if you have a norman,please take care of him and don’t ever hurt him. he deserves the world.

omg i can’t stop thinking about norman. he makes my heart melt. i miss him more than anythingggg<:

by henriette.rhm September 17, 2022