Gay nonce

Homosexual paedophile

Valerio: "you are a chilDISH CUNT"
Rizz: "sure, you gay nonce"

by Oybruh January 9, 2020

lanky nonce

Tall man who likes little kids

wow, is that tall man looking at those kids? what a lanky nonce!

by Genderfluidhoe July 5, 2021

DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.

You see that black van that’s dj nonce

by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018

accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 7, 2019

Jack the Nonce

nonce.

“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”

by nonce9H January 19, 2019

squirrel nonce

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.

John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you

by Reesebby October 1, 2018

Nonce aware

Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.

Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.

by Granny Gertrude January 21, 2021