women tears

when a women's breasts start leaking milk.

once i was talking to my mom then i noticed she had women tears.

by Snakebeanbagle November 8, 2017

There were no tears

There were big heaving burbling sobs.

Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.

Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”

NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.

by KarateKid3 August 29, 2018

ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011

Titty Tears

A clear or milky fluid that seeps out of the nipple area from the human breast, the appearance of which is often linked to punctured, expired, or faulty breast implants.

"How did she know her implants were leaking?" "She started having titty tears."

by Bubbles2485 May 26, 2023

Dick-Tear

The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.

Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.

by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012

Fisherman's Tear

When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.

I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.

by Audeezy May 6, 2011

egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.

Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.

by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012